I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt You get a hit and your mind goes ping. (What fits now? Go Now! (The first one to scream gets shot in the tit! What do you know of Eddie, Dr. Scott? You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss. Kenneth Ferrone directs the country-themed musical following a Nashville-bound mother and daughter. Its a picture of a radio. ), Frank: It's not easy having a good time (In Blacksburg!) The Crossword Solver finds answers to classic crosswords and cryptic crossword puzzles. Come on, hop in. Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! for the thrills! Such a perfect specimen of manhood. In transcribing the callbacks, the following textual styles are used for different callback styles. Meanwhile, the character may be saying something else. A simple phrase substitution, usually - although occasionally entire song verses can be overlaid by a callback. (Is it also true you fuck boy scouts?) (It's Scooby-Doo on acid!) celebration. It's your fault, you're to blame, Brad: I'm here - there's nothing to worry about. (I'm at the start of a pretty bad movie). And listen to the music on the radio; |- Time is fleeting; how could I have done this to you? On a night out (It was Days inn.) (Then sit down) First you spurn (sperm??) You get a hit and your mind goes ping. From two current residents of Camelot to two Evan Hansens, Playbill raises the curtain for Broadway's brightest born in May. ), (Gotta find a bathroom, gotta find a bathroom!). (Seven people later and she finally cums!). it's raining. I think we can do better than that. --- pation. (This movie would really suck without audience partici) (Male tit! . The character is based on The Narrator from the The Rocky Horror Show (who in turn was based on British broadcaster and crime writer Edgar Lustgarten).The role was originated by Jonathan Adams in the Original London Cast production. come to the feast (Toga! But it's the pelvic thrust When kicked to the ground; Maybe they have a telephone I could use. (Then later in the script, it's indicated when to stop the chant. ), Frank: I didn't make him FOR YOU! (Right before the music style changes: Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!). Riff Raff: I was only away for a minute Let's do the time-warp again. (John!) Know another quote from Rocky Horror Picture Show? (Gooooo Frankie!). (And stole your fucking neck?) Example: Say this is some dialogue in the script. (Fuck the back row, You fuck the back row, everyone fuck the back row, Gang bang the back row! endobj but you'd better not try to hurt her, Brad: Just what exactly are you implying? endstream A camp twist on sci-fi B-movies, The Rocky Horror Picture Show first sprang to life in 1973 as a musical play in the tiny capacity studio above London's Royal Court Theatre. (*Bark like Seals). The transducer will seduce ya. (Oooo-weee-oooo-oooo) 10. Of the closet!Context: Maybe Rockys gay? (Or their left tit!) I'll oil you up and rub you down. My name is Brad Majors, Frank and his entourage dont mess around: production value, people.SONG: WILD AND UNTAMED THINGFrank, whose pool is this and tell us thirteen times!FRANK: My, my, my, my, my, my. Monologues are presented on StageAgent for educational purposes only. Riff Raff: Everything is in readiness, master. Hey Janet. Blocking belongson the stage,not on websites. --pation!Context: Perhaps the most iconic callback from the film, this desperate shriek from the audience reveals the dangerous rate at which hormones are coursing through all our veins. Guess we better get going now Betty. He'll be pink and quite clean (Oh Brad) The musical's risque themes and song lyrics were watered down for prime-time television, and Mr. Schue's attempts to impress school counselor, Emma, by having New Directions put on a production of Rocky Horror is most worthy of highest . Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me Frank & Transylvanians: In just seven days Riff Raff: It's astounding;( it's a skeleton) We Riff Raff: The intruder is entering the building, master. I don't think there's any doubt about that. ), Well, so long, see you Brad. Riff Raff: Hello. I think the main thing I would say is to make sure this is a group scenario and a group participation. I came here to find Eddie. Translation: hes seen it all. Rocky: Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery. And soon in the gym with a determined chin, Yes, well, perhaps it was all for the best, heh, heh, heh. We don't currently have any monologues from The Rocky Horror Show . (Sex!) (He is!) (Oh shit) And what did it get me? (Armpit of steel!) endobj Brad: Well we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone. (Stumble stumble squat!) AN ACCIDENT Frank: ..and that's how I discovered the secret, that elusive ingredient, (who gave the best head on the Star Trek enterprise?) Riff Raff: You've arrived on a rather special night. Statement to prove it! and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. (Would you PLEASE hit the mute button, Frank? My, my, my, my, my, my, my!Context: Theres a pool onstage because, why not? Maybe play you a sound. (No, that's a pubic address system! ~0S%gaa8s63%`2bG.Z7Ny_DAAT]=7S2MuW&( 4^,a%;5b$IZXvH\sz6Nk DKdyaDj^q(XH7,eeV. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Oh Brad, what have they done with him Oh, Brad, Riff Raff: A decision had to be made. (Who's invited to the cat orgy?) Most venues dont allow water. (Oh, no you just killed the plot!) My God, I can't move my wheels! Frank: Mmmmm? (Is Janet's bust!) With his sidekick wonder slut with her cunt of steel). (No, there's a slut in the way!) (You think this is a strap-on?!?). (Spell 'slut'!) And, just a few hours after announcing their engagement, Brad and Janet had both tasted I said, hey, listen to me; As it clung to her thigh (like a homesick abortion) or (What, the ape shit?) (The floor!) I haven't had that since I was a kid!) Frank: How did it happen? Through the tears in my eyes (OK, another tasteless joke. (Nah, he's just stoned.) If this is so, then Brad and Janet are quite safe, however, the sudden departure of their host (and his neck) and his creation (and, Wait! and where the photo was taken. )(Homo-side), Scott: You saw what became of Eddie. Oh, hurry, or I may be dead. In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention, Many Rocky fans, including the musical's creator, Richard O'Brien, and myself, were genuinely disappointed in this episode.And for good reason. I can make you a man. Frank: I'm afraid so, Janet, but isn't it nice Janet: Oh, you beast, you monsterOh what have you done with Brad? Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Or if you want something visual )(No it wasn't) A phrase or phrases repeated regardless of other callback lines until indicated. The Rocky Horror Picture ShowThe Rocky Horror Picture Show was not the first midnight movie, but it is arguably the most well known. May 1, 2023, By (Fucked your chin,) (If feel real cheap!) ), Janet: Are you having a party? << /Length 15 0 R /Filter /FlateDecode >> no, not at all. I'm just a sweet transvestite, Frank, Columbia, Riff Raff, Magenta: Sweet transvestite. (Frank.) ), Brad: Brad Majors. (And onto my nipple!) Respect the group: Occasionally youll get somebody who tries to shout down the audience, says Nate. (Where?) (Stick a) All: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Columbia: Creature of the night. 4 0 obj )(give your best impression of me at family therapy) That you met Mom and you know Dad. Chorus: Burning in the fireplace. The Costume Theatre xwTS7" %z ;HQIP&vDF)VdTG"cEb PQDEk 5Yg} PtX4X\XffGD=H.d,P&s"7C$ Riff Raff: Master, masterwe have a visitor. Its not all shouting, though. (Don't use lube use mustard) It's) Gimme junk! (Woo!) The book ate his body! I can make you a man (Fee, fi, fo, fum, first I jerk off then I) Come, we are ready for the floor show! (I just fucked my sister!) God is dead!) Double check!). (Sluts outta sight) [Janet runs behind Brad.] (What do you think of the fox remake?) I was a regular Frankie fan. Sex! Columbia: Everybody shoved him. See you've met my (Rocky gets off the elevator rope and looks around: Gotta find a bathroom, gotta find a bathroom! (But when he threatened your wife with a dick this size,). he wears a dirty green surgical gown with hot pink rubber gloves over fishnet tights and pumps. We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone. (Your clothes) Frank: Smile, and that will mean I may. 4. They liked you. (Sloppy seconds! Ive seen the occasional person who will scream at the top of their lungs to sort of drown them out. I did that, but the same message returned. Woo! What indeed? (And out and in and out and in) Oh! (Less, less, less). I've got to be strong, and try to hang on, or else my mind may well snap, and my life will be lived ), (Hey Frank, say something in french that makes her horny), Frank: Well! (Shoo bop shoo bop bop) (Timmy! Frank: Go on, Dr. Scott. Pick a character who doesnt get as much costume coverage at shows. Skillful way (what a fucking genius!) See ya, Brad! Andrew Gans Based on the musical by Richard O'Brien (who also plays Riff Raff and who co-wrote the screenplay with Jim . We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone, gone, gone. (I'm stuck on Janet, cuz Janet's stuck on me!) (Lost! (Big or little, tall or small,) Brad: Stop itstop itoh JanetJANET! (She went ape shit!) Riff Raff: He's a credit to your genius, master. (We've secretly replace Columbia's vibrator with a cactus.) Now the only thing I've come to trust FRANK: Thats a rather tender subject. (Rich weirdos aren't in season, asshole!) (And seven nights and seven inches), Frank & Transylvanians: I can make you a man. (Why do you fuck girl scouts?) (No, Sue's to Blane!) Same thing. by the light of day Let me show you around (screenplay) and Richard O'Brien . (The on screen audience disappears) Look, its an Iggy Azalea concert!Context: This callback depends on who or whatever is currently unpopular: historically Menudo, Dukakis, etc.RIFF RAFF: And now, Frank-N-Furter, your time has come. Riff Raff: And also presumptuous of you. One from the vaults. What are you doing here? (Fuck you, mine's Crest) (Hello!) (And seven nights and seven inches) Magenta and Columbia: Down, down, down. to oblivion! Getting ready for your first Rocky Horror can be as easy as mastering the Time Warp. All: You bring your knees in tight. ), (You go fuck with the lights, you go fuck with the switches, and I'll stay here and shit my britches) (Columbia sure is bright, but Rocky is a flipping genius)(Lady's and Gentlemen for one night only Liza Manley with alfalfa's shadow singing i'm going home). Yes Janet, Ralph's a lucky guy. (Yay rich weirdos, yay poor weirdos, yay weirdos!) When this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink. (Dr. Scott gets it!) Check!) I was saving myself(for a rainy day? at the Helena Civic Center Ballroom. endstream Copyright 1991-2023 Playbill Inc. All Rights Reserved. Columbia: My God! I think everybody should experience it at least once, says Nate. By From what had gone before, it was clear that this was to be no picnic. (Sing it, don't say it - it's a musical, asshole!). And he's good for relieving my You beat the other girls (With whips and chains!) And she'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine. reality is here. ), Scott: Ach! I remember doing the time-warp (kick, kick) Don't judge a book by its cover. Scott: Eddie? *lightning strikes, oh shit!) (And the answer to the question: DOES Frank give a flying fuck? Beautiful. (Rocky gets it, Rocky doesn't care! (Can you see this?) heavy, (woo!) Dr. Scott: Brad! Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. (It is in Virginia!) (She gets him anyway!) Janet: What's happening here? Even smiling makes my face ache(Then bite your thumb like a Jewish grandmother), (Frank walks to the freezer door: I see a red door and I want to paint it black). 3. SEE ANDROIDS FIGHTING BRAD AND JANET "ANNE FRANCES STARS IN FORBIDDEN PLANET OH- AT THE LATE NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE PICTURE SHOW, KNEW LEO G, CARROL WAS OVER A . Sex! imaginedAliens! Or should I say Dr. ), Janet: I feel released; Ahhh, hold that. It's when a gay man comes in front of your son!) What else?Context: The RKO logo appears on a curtain, because this show is going down RIGHT. Widely known for its gender-bending cast that encourages audience participation, The Rocky Horror Picture Show "shadowcasts" performers who act out the movie onstage while it shows on a screen behind them, prompted by audiences shouting "call backs" from their seats throughout the show have been a staple of work within the musical . Hi, oblivion. We fucked you in the eye and you saw it coming! Buddy Holly was singing his very last song. Brad: Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos. But listen closely(for how much longer), Magenta: Not for very much longer. Thatll be a first! (Lower, lower) (And someone else's tits) The movie opened in England on Aug. 14, 1975 and at the UA Westwood in Los Angeles on Sept. 26. Like everyone in this movie.Say goodbye to all of this. Brad: Oh, thank you very much. Riff Raff: (How do you say 'thank you' in French?) I'm not much of a man endobj stream (But now it sucks! What have you done with Janet? New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be . Riff Raff: I've got to ( (It reeks of rotten tuna,) (How's God's finger up your ass feel, Frank?) You promised you wouldnt tell!Context: Dr. Scott was Brads high school science teacher, and now obviously works for the government. You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss. Taking refuge in the castle, they're present for the doctor's unveiling of his newest creation, Rocky Horror (Peter Hinwood). Share your experience. (Get REAL paranoid, Riff!) (A fag, just like your dad), Frank: He'll do press-ups (Hand-jobs), and chin-ups(rim-jobs), do the snatch, (blow jobs) clean and jerk. TRIP!) Play Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues from Ticmostgerlens1982. Brad: I'm glad we caught you at home, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Writers: Richard O'Brien Jim Sharman Genres: Comedy Horror Musical Sci-Fi User Comments: Back to IMSDb. (Having sex) He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work. The movie house tradition of pairing this iconic film with a live simultaneous performance is alive and well. Frank: It's something you'll get used to. (*keep repeating:it's almost over) (Janet what do you say when Brad try's to fuck you?) Narrator: And crawling on the planet's face I bid you: Dont dream it; BE it!. Janet's probably asleep by now, do you want her to see you like this!(YES! My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled. << /ProcSet [ /PDF /Text ] /ColorSpace << /Cs1 7 0 R >> /ExtGState << /Gs1 Just the same, there has got to be |- (Fuck that bird!) Take pictures of the show. Yeah, but she gets him anyway!Context: As loyal fans, we know Janet and Rocky will get it on later. I hold the secret (Shut up, bitch, it wouldn't've rhymed anyway.). endobj But if you are in a costume mood, heres how to be original:Frank and Brad and Janet are pretty common, Magenta and Columbia are pretty common, says Nate. (A cosmic vibrator!) Do you want him to see you likeThis! (You killed kenya)(*cast member spins screen then continues to spin globe, when crim stops it cm falls or does a flip then plays dead) To find the truth. Magenta: Ahhhh! Brad: We must have a blowout. (And that too. Brad: People like you maybe. Want to stick out? And all I know is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer. The game has been disbanded; (What a scholar. (hand-job man), He's just a little brought down Paired with his pearl earrings and . Oh, oh, oh oh! (i'm fuckin stoned! May 1, 2023, By Janet: Oh, but you're hurtDid they do this to you? (Little Ho Peep is here!) (Sex slaves), (Who's that man all dressed in green?) (Sex) (Did anyone else taste acid in the popcorn? To start a-working on a muscle man. I can't stand any more of this! (I want a burrito!) Do you think I made a mistake, splitting his brain between the two of them? Lou Adler . (Happy birthday, FUCK YOU. Frank: I'm afraid so, Brad, but isn't it nice Brad: Why YOU! ), Hey big fella, (How would you know?) (Cover it up!) ' Zk! $l$T4QOt"y\b)AI&NI$R$)TIj"]&=&!:dGrY@^O$ _%?P(&OJEBN9J@y@yCR nXZOD}J}/G3k{%Ow_.'_!JQ@SVF=IEbbbb5Q%O@%!ByM:e0G7 e%e[(R0`3R46i^)*n*|"fLUomO0j&jajj.w_4zj=U45n4hZZZ^0Tf%9->=cXgN]. You now are my prisoner. Creature of the night. We don't want to be any worry. Lost in time, (What's your favorite tv show to masturbate to?) We return to Transylvania. ), Frank: And Rocky. I loved you! (A working vibrator!) Asshole! Cast-only actions that are somewhat like callbacks. Illustrations: Marylou Faure Words: Claire Margine Halloween season isn't truly complete without a live viewing of Rocky Horror Picture Show, including an over-the-top shadow cast, plenty of props, and ideally a pair of fishnets. In that case, just know for sure what you're saying. (Picture of Brad comes onscreen: Asshole! (Taco Bell tonight! You see, you are fortunate for tonight is the night that my beautiful creature is destined to be born! We're both in a bit of a hurry. (Janet) (What ze fuck's a 'zumzing'?) It felt pretty good. (Fuck off!) Janet: Oh, I hope so, my darling. (For za cookiiiiiiiez!). (Vibrator repair man), Don't get strung out HIT IT, HIT IT! ), (If you're horny and you know it) Frank: Magenta, I am indeed grateful to both you and your brother Riff Raff. Hi Dave,I was able to get my English Indesign CS6 to switch to German. 69! Can anybody help me? Brad & Janet: There's a light (Mario cleared the castle!) Frank (Janet): Oh, Brad darling, it's no good here. (Don't worry, it will!) (And you really want to show it) (Still the floor!) Weve already witnessed her ill-concealed arousal regarding Rockys physique. Now the only thing that gives me hope Is my love of a (smokin) certain dope. (What's up your ass?) Janet: Brad, please, let's get out of here. I knew Leo G. Carrol, Science fiction (ooo woo woo) double feature, Doctor X (Sex! (Fucked the shit out of her!). Chant ends when Janet catches the bouquet. He never liked ME! (No!) (Goodbye, all this!) If the rest of the audience is using a callback, you don't have to follow along - but it might not be a bad idea. (Not you, but) endobj It's not often we receive visitors here, let alone offer them hospitality. The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let's Do the Time Warp Again, a remake of the 1975 cult classic, hits TV with a cast of Broadway and television stars October 20. The leads of New York, New York tell us how starring in Broadways newest Kander and Ebb musical was a chance to learn from some of the greats of the American theatre. The Web's Largest Resource for Famous Quotes & Sayings. However, we have dozens of other monologues that you can read. master (Group sex, group sex, group sex, group sex, circle jerk!) Dr. Frank-N-Furter has some amazing costume changes throughout Rocky Horror, and one of the best ones is his mad scientist outfit in the lab while showcasing Rocky to his party guests. (What's it say, is he gay?). (Wife's fine, but the kids are a little tight. ), Frank: (whatever you do do not talk about Fay Wray!) (One more time for the virgins) (original musical play) Jim Sharman . (I can make you a fag, just lke your dad). Rocky Horror Show Script. (Castles don't have phones asshole), (Ding-dong, asshole calling,) (Holy shit! There's a light, a light. In The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let's Do the Time . (It's a brand new car!). You can upload pictures to your social network of the show and you can send videos of your night to your friends who can watch and share the experience with you. From start to finish, it was just this amazing, interactive experience, he says. Magenta, (Where do you get your drugs?) Shooting up junk Halloween season isnt truly complete without a live viewing ofRocky Horror Picture Show, including an over-the-top shadow cast, plenty of props, and ideally a pair of fishnets. Oh it's you! A favorite of theatre fans and industry members alike, the restaurant is sounding the call for positive reviews on Google. Normally, people doing callbacks choose one side or the other on the fly, although sometimes there's a member or two on the cast who will do both just to make sure someone does each part. Darkness has conquered (beat and fucked) | || (THREE MORE DORITOS!) Or (*say Bettlejuice 3 times), (Helmet? 'cause I've seen, oh, blue skies Erotic nightmares, beyond any measure Janet: Well then ask the butler or someone. (Tell us who's pool this is in 13 words or less!) Let's do the time-warp again. (Same thing.) (Hey, that's us!) The blackness would hit me. I was telling the truth. ), Frank & All: I'm going home. Sex! With its rebellious blend of "B" movie science fiction, horror, and a rock 'n' roll soundtrack, Rocky Horror celebrates sexual difference. Frank: Creature of the night. (Shit, goddamn, get off your ass and jam) there's a guiding star. (Describe Magenta's period) (Grease that pole! (Ooo, good recovery time! ), Brad: Heh, heh, heh, heh. Let's do the time-warp again. (Janet) Logan Culwell-Block (Tolls of Madness!) Ready to check out your own showing? A full cast that looks shockingly like the real thing:The way I like to refer to it is this is like going to a play and a movie at the exact same time, says Nate. Photos may be taken in the stage show lobby and the studios. Such an effort if he only knew of my plan. They mustn't carry out their evil deeds. You go again and again and you start to meet different people and learn all of the callbacks that go on throughout the show. Just have fun and relax! It was O'Brien who would sing the opening song. (Or the audience.) Whatever happened to Fay Wray? << /Length 12 0 R /N 3 /Alternate /DeviceRGB /Filter /FlateDecode >> on a strange journey. Or (Ding dong asshole calling, wanna buy some asshole cookies?) (If it made sense, it wouldn't be here!). Free shipping for many products! Thelma! Whether you watch the original 1975 film starring Tim Curry(available for streaming on Hulu or Amazon Prime)or the 2016 made-for-television remake starring Laverne Cox, Annaleigh Ashford, Reeve Carney, and more, heres a curated selection of (tamer) shoutouts to scream from the couch:NOTE: Callbacks (a.k.a. All he wanted (Ringo! Will get sand in his face (Naked) Frank (Janet): Oh, Brad you're so strong and protective. 12 0 obj I'd only ever kissed before. Rocky: My high is low, I'm dressed up with no place to go. It fucks Janet Weisses! I've tasted (cum)blood and I want more. ), Uh, everyone knows that Betty is a wonderful little cook. (It was polyester you satin loving skank) I've laid the seed; it should be all you need. Where are you, Thelma!) Dinner? Ack!) (Slut!) Every city tends to have slightly different call-out lines, so just pay attention during the show and join the hollering when youre ready. Our website is made possible bydisplaying online advertisements to our visitors. The Cinema (You're telling me!) He thought you were the candyman. (Phantom cast member flips off the sky, get's struck by lightning and falls) The actors may request that you remove them from the show (a credit for the picture is most appreciated) at any time they feel it is necessary. (He's in the corps and he's gay too! Don't let people miss on a great quote from the "Rocky Horror Picture Show" movie - add it here! Transies flash on screen. Science fiction (ooo woo woo) double feature (Starring, (Dr.Z Dr.Y)Doctor X (Sex! To the late-night, double-feature Picture Show In the back row. Yes, my darlingbut what if Frank (Brad): It's all right, Janet, everything's going to be alright. (Missed it, missed it, now you gotta kiss it!) (Oy! Now all I want to know is how to go. ), Frank: How do you do, I Get back in front, put some hair oil on (Where's Anne Frank? So let the party and the sounds rock on. One of the songs is called Theres a Light and Brad and Janet are singing about this light over at this castle they passed, says Nate. Of the blackest night, (twat, twat, douche) (10, 20, 30, 40, Now you're getting really horny!) SONG: "I'M GOING HOME". huh huh When shall we return to Transylvania, huh? (He tried cocaine, in the artery and the vein), Narrator: but he never caused her nothing but shame. Well secluded, (Should've taken the left spoon) Thats no way to behave on your first day out. When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright? Well, you just stay here keep warm and I'll go for help. (Janet). I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too. Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms, and legs. What's it say? This is the best known album worldwide because of the film and the order of the songs affected later theatrical productions. ), Frank: Well, see if you can find him on the monitor. Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain. (See you sucker). The Rocky Horror Picture Show {i do not own the copyrights for this album. ), Narrator: He was a low down cheap little punk! (1, 2, 3, 4 get your ass up off the floor!) He'll be a strong man. Click the keyword tags below to see more results.